{"id":299,"date":"2012-04-01T12:16:00","date_gmt":"2012-04-01T12:16:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/elsaoutofthebox.com\/2012\/04\/crystal-clear\/"},"modified":"2012-04-01T12:16:00","modified_gmt":"2012-04-01T12:16:00","slug":"crystal-clear","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/elsaoutofthebox.com\/?p=299","title":{"rendered":"Crystal Clear"},"content":{"rendered":"<div dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: left;\">\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\">Today it&#8217;s April fools&#8217; day and we tradittionaly have to tell a lie or make a joke to someone. What I want to share with you is clearer than truth. I had a craving for this pair of pumps ever since I first saw them but they weren&#8217;t available at the local Zara store. Thank God we have good friends who are willing to help in situations like this. So these beauties had to travel all the way from Portugal in my dear friend Evis&#8217; luggages in order to become mine.&nbsp;<\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/elsaoutofthebox.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/118.jpg\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" border=\"0\" height=\"301\" src=\"http:\/\/elsaoutofthebox.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/117.jpg\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p><a name='more'><\/a><\/p>\n<div style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/elsaoutofthebox.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/210.jpg\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" border=\"0\" height=\"266\" src=\"http:\/\/elsaoutofthebox.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/29.jpg\" width=\"400\" \/>&nbsp;<\/a><\/div>\n<div style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\">&nbsp; <\/div>\n<div style=\"clear: both; text-align: justify;\">Their transparent plexy glass heel give sthe illusion that you walk on the toes. Hm, maybe that makes it the perfect pair for today! <\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/elsaoutofthebox.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/313.jpg\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" border=\"0\" height=\"640\" src=\"http:\/\/elsaoutofthebox.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/312.jpg\" width=\"426\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>So what do you think? Love them, hate them, having second thoughts? Swear to tell the truth, whole truth and nothing but the truth!<br \/><span>And always remember what Nietzsche said: &#8220;<i>Words are but symbols for the relations of things to one another and to us; nowhere do they touch upon absolute truth&#8221;.<\/i><\/span><i> <\/i><br \/><span> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.brainyquote.com\/quotes\/quotes\/f\/friedrichn392301.html\"><\/a> <\/span> <\/p>\n<div style=\"background-color: transparent; border: medium none; color: black; overflow: hidden; text-align: left; text-decoration: none;\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today it&#8217;s April fools&#8217; day and we tradittionaly have to tell a lie or make a joke to someone. What I want to share with you is clearer than truth. I had a craving for this pair of pumps ever since I first saw them but they weren&#8217;t available at the local Zara store. Thank&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/elsaoutofthebox.com\/?p=299\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Crystal Clear<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1884,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[115,135,374,490,786,858,860,1207],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/elsaoutofthebox.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/299"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/elsaoutofthebox.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/elsaoutofthebox.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elsaoutofthebox.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elsaoutofthebox.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=299"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/elsaoutofthebox.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/299\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elsaoutofthebox.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1884"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/elsaoutofthebox.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=299"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elsaoutofthebox.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=299"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elsaoutofthebox.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=299"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}